Joke

Brickarms BAR Prototype
Originally uploaded by The Ranger of Awesomeness.

We were telling jokes at the weekend, I'm crap at remembering them, but this one has come to me now that the opportunity has passed! I believe it used to be one of Mum's favourites.

A guy goes off to his Army Reserve training, and the Sarge explains that due to funding cuts, they will have to change procedures. Instead of issuing everyone with rifles, they will need to pretend they have rifles, and when they want to fire the rifles, they are to yell "bangity bang bang!"

This seems a little odd to the recruit, but it's only training, after all.

So they head off into the field for the exercise. After a long, boring period of watching his allocated section of bush, he sees a movement.

"Bangity bang bang!" he yells.

The movement continues, getting closer.

"Bangity bang bang!" he yells again.

The bushes part, an a member of the opposing team appears.

"Bangity bang bang! Bangity bang bang! Come on, you're dead! You have to lie down!"

The other guy just keeps on coming.

Our hero braces himself, and as the other guy gets close enough, he whips out his imaginary bayonet.

"Stabbity stab stab!" he yells. "Stabbity stab stab!"

The other guy just keeps moving forward, trampling our valiant hero into the dirt, muttering "Tankity tank tank, tankity tank tank ..."